perkiset

Hello all... I am please to report that after 1.75l of Captain Morgan's, a death-dealing hangover and enough chiklets purchased at the border to feed and clothe several families, PinkHat and I have returned.

Looks as though it's quieting down a bit - that is to be expected after the initial surge of a forum starting up. I'd like to ask that all of you, as time permits and you see an opportunity, simply let folks know that we are here. PR8 backlinks are always nice, but a light Chianti will do in a pinch. There is plenty other discussion on Syndk8 and other boards that could be held here as well and I'd love to see everyone bringing the discussion in so that we have the opportunity to grow our base, content and reach.

Hopefully everyone is having a great week!

/p

nutballs

quote author=perkiset link=topic=145.msg796#msg796 date=1178041749

and enough chiklets purchased at the border to feed and clothe several families,


lol.

thats gonna fly over the heads of most. Cheelez!! cheelez!!

KaptainKrayola

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perkiset

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You're right NBs - Kapn - at the border of Mexico and the US they federales screw up the queue enough so that you spend at least a half and hour surrounded by mamas selling tortillas, men selling the WORST mexican chackis (sp?) money can avoid and of course, the ubiquitous impoverished children selling packets of Chicklets. It's rather pathetic and has become somthing of a running joke.

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nutballs

<evil mode>
the best is bargaining for a pack, getting down to the penny. 4 dollars? 10 cents! 3dolllars? 11 cents!
or ask assorted rediculous questions, like, does the gum cure cancer? they say yes to everything.
</evil mode>

yet in all the times i have gone, not once has someone tried to sell me water in the 110degree heat.

I prefer the italian-gypsy method, they just swarm you and take your shit.

KaptainKrayola

ah ha!  The Kaptain is now enlightened to the ways of the chicklets.

and Fish gypsies - those bastards got the Kaptain's wallet when he was minding his own business at the train station.  One particularly persistent one at the grocery store actually stood in the way of my  girlfriend closing the car door so we could leave.  She was like 300 lbs but still sat up at the market begging for food and change for these supposed children she had.  fishing gypsies...

/gypsy hate rant

perkiset

mmmmm... 300lb scoundrel gypsy women... the stuff of lore  Applause

dirtdog1960to

Perk was gone? hmmpf  :-

Ever notice the Kaptain's profile thingie under the avatar looks like Norad's antenna farm?

always in awe  Applause

dink

Welcome back Perk.

The others took good care of things while you were gone.  Applause

I hope the maid got all that mess cleaned up downstairs.  Oh yeah.  I couldn't get that password thingie on your main pc figured out, so I just did a 'format C:' .  Think it's ok now.    :Applause



KaptainKrayola

There is pie in my antenna garden

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perkiset

quote author=dink link=topic=145.msg808#msg808 date=1178053006

I hope the maid got all that mess cleaned up downstairs.  Oh yeah.  I couldn't get that password thingie on your main pc figured out, so I just did a 'format C:' .  Think it's ok now.    :Applause


At least I got your DNA from the puke all over my adult toy collection goddammit. And just why EXACTLY were my chaps and feather duster all stinky and crammed in the corner behind my stereo? Paybacks a bitch dood.  Applause

KaptainKrayola

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dirtdog1960to

was that key lime pie or pea soup quiche?

dink

quote author=perkiset link=topic=145.msg810#msg810 date=1178054447

... And just why EXACTLY were my chaps and feather duster all stinky and crammed in the corner behind my stereo?...


Umm.  Well, um, couldn't find a hanger? 

We did get the purple S&M set back in the right place didn't we?

perkiset

Yes, thank you for that. But I'm certain my dogs will never be quite the same and my pet gerbil is just completely traumatized. You should be ashamed.

thedarkness

quote author=dirtdog1960to link=topic=145.msg806#msg806 date=1178051834


Ever notice the Kaptain's profile thingie under the avatar looks like Norad's antenna farm?



Mandelbrot set by any chance KK?

Cheers,
td

Bompa

welcome home perkolator-brain


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dirtdog1960to

quote author=KaptainKrayola link=topic=145.msg809#msg809 date=1178053125

There is pie in my antenna garden
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<>b<>avatard
below

<>avatar
icq, website, msn msg,... <>-> antennae farm

KaptainKrayola



There is still pie in my antenna farm DD and there is nothing you can do about it.  Love you liver.

perkiset

Hey now - when did we make erotic photography OK here?

KaptainKrayola

It's TD's fault using big words like "Mandelbrot".  Applause

thedarkness

It's not a photo perk, the Kaptain just sat on the photo copier  Applause
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perkiset

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KaptainKrayola

man, if that's the Kaptain on the photo copier he needs some serious help - more serious than any of us could have imagined.  Applause

thedarkness

It might be a "tuma"  Applause

perkiset

Egads, off to the doctors then

KaptainKrayola

<ahhhnold voice>

It's not a toomah

</ahhhnold voice>

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dirtdog1960to

http://www.perkiset.org/forum/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Mandel_zoom_00_mandelbrot_set.jpg/322px-Mandel_zoom_00_mandelbrot_set.jpg

page cannot be found  Applause

KaptainKrayola

dunno where you got that URL you weirdo but here is the real one

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Mandel_zoom_00_mandelbrot_set.jpg/322px-Mandel_zoom_00_mandelbrot_set.jpg


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