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"You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."

"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it."

Nice find

/p

we really are a pack of nerds

Flattery is unbecoming of the Kaptain. 

Choke on a bag of pig turds, bastard

better?

Good lord you have a way with words.

Yes, I feel much better thank you.

Thanks (we think)? 

Ahh.... the never ending class struggle...

"Reusing pieces of code is liked picking off sentences from other people's stories and trying to make a magazine article. "
(Bob Frankston)

And just what in the world is wrong with that kind of article? 

My favorite:

"A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do."
(Dennis M Ritchie)

Thanks. Some good ones there.

Con

"640k ought to be enough for anybody." 
-- Bill Gates, 1981

He was on the dot. My first experience with mutli-user systems was a MicroData mini - 16K of SHARED memory between up to 16 users. Paging was for pussies... the big boys just wrote smaller and tighter.

(  of course )

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. (Linus Torvalds)