Where is the girl in a tutu smiley.

I apparently can't do linux. and I have lost my shit.
I yeild.
Uncle.
I was trying to get away from Mosso, not because I dont like them. Matter of fact I love the platform. Very simple. Easy control panel. All the feature I need, with little to no worry of security and such. Scale as I grow. client billing. everything I need. Perfect.
BUT.
They are rolling out this CYCLES shit. Its some magic voodoo, you used X much, measuring system. Well, most of my sites use very little, because they are very efficient, or very low volume. However...
My MCP site, the root of all my evils, is burning the everloving shit out of my cycles. I get 30k cycles. I burned that in 10 days. good thing they dont charge yet since they are trying to figure out the metric, and calibrate it better.
So I was going to move to a dedi box. Great plan i thought. Get a 100 buck a month machine, run my evil from it, end of story. Well apparently I am great coder, but a REALLY SHITTY LINUX ADMIN.
I have had to reimage my server 8 times in 2 days. Locked myself out, deleted the main IP, etc etc etc etc.
WOW do i suck hard.
EPIC FAIL