Perk, I got working. I see the database info now.
I upgraded my OS last night from Ubuntu Server 6.06 LTS to 8.04 LTS.
As I was doing this last night I am thinking to myself, why am I
doing this to my production server

I have 3 other unused machines
sitting right next to me that I could quickly load up LAMP server to try
out the new IDE.
The upgrade went fine and everything still works...
I now have PHP 5.2.4 with the json stuff
ARF
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer and "unlicensed pharmacist"