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[perkiset]

I think we'll need a new name... a caffeinejack or something. This hijack just SOUNDS like we've all had too much...

[vsloathe]

Once my wife bought me caffeinated soap. Best. Present. Ever.

[perkiset]

Oh stop it. We all know where you rubbed it. And unfortunately now, we can imagine how fast.

[jammaster82]

Not to sound too dorky, but did the soap become dirty after that if thats even possible?

 

[sassy bear]

Lol, what exactly does the caffeine do in the soap?

[dbrown]

First, I apologize that I am getting back on topic. Im not a coffee person. The hydrocodone I take is more than enough to get me going.

I have more questions now that I have my super duper secret ping update code done. What file retrieval method is most available with all the webhosts out there? I used curl alot in my code. Im really concerned about the file update process. Should I use curl and build in a failsafe system that uses fopen etc if curl fails?

Also here is my update process (not real filenames ). Pass? Fail? 

Master pings slave (update.php) via secret challenge and a mysql table update sets the system to mustupdate mode.
a cron script (cron.php) is set to run every 5 minutes.
the cron.php checks the db to see if the system is in must update mode.
if in mustupdate mode the cron invokes update.php to get a file manifest from the array of servers to use. (use only 1 but will have backup just in case)
files are downloaded and replaced
(update.php) verifies the integrity of the update and sets the system back to mustnotupdate.

[nutballs]

sounds like a plan.

i just use fopen personally, since a few places dont have curl

[dbrown]

good..cause I spent a noobishly long time coding it 

Im going to add fopen fallback on a couple key update functions just in case.

[vsloathe]

Lol, what exactly does the caffeine do in the soap?

It's absorbed through the skin, approximately 200mg of it if you get a good lather built up. Equivalent of a solid 3-4 cups of "crappy" office grade coffee. Though the coffee we have at my office is actually pretty good, because we have a Keurig.

[johnny lane]

First, I apologize that I am getting back on topic. Im not a coffee person. The hydrocodone I take is more than enough to get me going.

weLL, You should find yourself in good company at perkisets place.. LOL

hydrocodone never 'GOT ME GOING' but more the opposite... personally
id rather skip the APAP... and the rest if i can help it in case i ever seriosly
break a bone or need multiple surgeries, otherwise that 'law of diminishing returns'
kicks in pretty quick in the opiod arena.

 

[nutballs]

lol. I am the same. I have always avoided all prescription drugs as much as possible, so that the day I NEED them, they will work.

Now I avoid all drugs, so that when I get older I don't have a head start on the pill pile...

[perkiset]

LOL dbrown must be thinking that this thread is like The Holy Grail when the tower guards refuse to even acknowledge Arthur but instead continue to argue about the improbability of a sparrow being able to carry a coconut.

[nutballs]

I gotta watch that movie again now, its been a while.

[dbrown]

LOL dbrown must be thinking that this thread is like The Holy Grail when the tower guards refuse to even acknowledge Arthur but instead continue to argue about the improbability of a sparrow being able to carry a coconut.

Na..Im good. I know how you guys roll. Besides, I get intelligent answers. Feel free to loiter in my threads. 

Im sorry about that last comment.

Here.
Tickle mah ballz and joo love it

Better?

[perkiset]

 

You're going to fit in here just fine pal