A long while back I had a discussion on this board about writing a mysql-based multitasking system. And it has been holding out well so far

In my existing system, the Client server "pops" the job of the mysql Task queue and executes it but it REQUIRES all the function definitions. That means the entire code has to be duplicated & updated on each client server.
I wanted to move over to something more independent/stateless. I thought Gearman was the solution, but its not... each Gearman Worker App also requires all the functions to be defined on the worker-side.
It does seem a rather far fetched idea in terms of PHP ... but is there something out there already that can also "pickup" the compiled function definitions from the job server and execute on the client server. That would mean the client server would need just a couple of lines to pop a job, no other files should be required.