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perkiset
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« on: August 22, 2009, 11:10:47 PM »

Ever want to ask something like...
  • How do I learn to code?
  • What is this "HTML" stuff?
  • I know this sounds stupid but...
  • I'm not very technical and am confused about...
  • What's the best way to learn to "SEO?"
  • What is a PHP, and do I clean it with Ajax or something?
  • I'm new to forums and don't know where to post this, but what I want to know is...

...well here's the place to ask. Be unafraid and pop your questions here. All of us - every single member of The Cache - was once a n00b (and many of us have never gotten any better since then  ROFLMAO ) and we all understand what it is to be stuck and want assistance.

Flaming and unwarranted sarcasm is off limits here - it's safe to ask whatever you want to ask.
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2009, 12:30:29 AM »

There was a time when we cared about who's ass it was and why it was farting - and I think we can get there again!  Ooops, wrong blog Wink

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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2009, 01:01:12 AM »

Yeyy.. I finally have my own section!
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2009, 03:41:27 AM »

Great idea!


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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2009, 06:22:27 AM »

Hey Perk,

I think it's a great idea to have a safe place for noobs ... other places can be SAVAGE!!

btw, I understand that PHP's can be a very sore thing but cleaning them with AJAX (or even Vim) can only help.

Cheers.
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 07:44:57 AM »

hi

>safe place for noobs ... other places can be SAVAGE

It's the nature of the game.  The root problem is repetition and there's not much way to avoid it.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 06:07:48 AM »

Now ... let me say my favourite thing learned here !

RINSE AND REPEAT !

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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 07:03:00 AM »

btw, I understand that PHP's can be a very sore thing but cleaning them with AJAX (or even Vim) can only help.

I know flaming is off limits here, but I just couldn't help chuckling at this.  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 07:23:16 AM »

I know flaming is off limits here, but I just couldn't help chuckling at this.  Grin

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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 07:52:29 AM »

Vs,

someone got the 'joke' then  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2010, 07:43:56 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2010, 08:59:05 PM »

Your in the wrong line, dumbass!!


>slap!<

Hey let this dumbass through!
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2012, 01:19:52 AM »

hey all friends....

i was surfing than i got this forum and after read topics of these forum i got it very intresting.. so i joined this forum ...
My name is gagan from india...


Thanks...
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2012, 10:58:45 AM »

Welcome to the Cache, Gagannager. Sorry I had to spank your marketing in India signature.

I'm going to guess that you'll never notice ...
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