Hi,
I am a fun person who loves movies and music. I like long walks on the beach, good conversation, and dining out. I'm looking for someone who is fun, and can make me laugh!
Let me be blunt. I need a girlfriend. Although I've never actually had a sexual relationship, I have played many video games that realistically simulate the act, so no worries with that. A side note, I am quite religious at times, and will only be able to date someone who is cool with me worshipping a statue of Jerry Yang and David Filo. Dont worry, the statue doesnt take up to much space in the bedroom

Okay that was dumb.

I feel awkward now...
