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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2008, 09:22:01 AM »

cosmos are gay if you drink it pre-made. if you make it yourself, maybe not so much.
metrosexuals are dumb if they think the more expensive vodka tastes better in a cosmo than the cheap stuff (not counting the rot gut).
cosmos are far less gay if you put it in tumbler or highball, though that would be a "closet cosmo"  Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2008, 09:39:52 AM »

Personally make mine with 4oz Citron, a splash of cran (barely enough to pink it) a dash of triple sec and a healthy squeeze of lime, then throw the lime in the shaker.
Serve in the shaker to keep extra cold. It's much more biting than sweet and less likable by the female of the species. Perfect Wink

Agree, more expensive vodka, for the most part is ... just more expensive.

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« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2008, 09:41:47 AM »

FRIS: vodka is imported and about 12$/750ML and six times distilled and
charcoal filtered a clean taste and crisp mouthfeel... i prefer it over more expensive hooch

Well if they are drinkin pomegranate juice in those cosmos
they may need a big 'walk in closet'

http://www.scientificblogging.com/news/pomegranate_juice_acts_like_viagra

lol those commercials for E.D. say: if you have one for more than four hours,
call your doctor and im like: my doctor isnt even hot... im gonna call a hooker
and every one i know to brag if that ever happens to me hahahaha

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« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2008, 10:19:41 AM »

lol @ hot doctor
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« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2008, 12:31:18 PM »

so much for home automation  Don't make me...  ROFLMAO ROFLMAO -(also never heard of dudes drinking cosmos)
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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2008, 01:37:39 PM »

I have a home built robot that makes me Cosmos. So there smarty pants.  ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2008, 05:44:50 PM »

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lol those commercials for E.D. say: if you have one for more than four hours,
call your doctor

One of the best marketing spasms I've ever seen.  I put that right up there with
'Smilin Bob' sans swim trunks.   ROFLMAO
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« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2008, 05:38:54 AM »

I don't like to dilute my vodka with cranberry juice. Just give it a whiff of vermouth - roll it out of the glass, shake the vodka gently over ice (don't get too much water in there), put in like 6 olives (pref. bleu cheese stuffed, but pimentos are OK. The more the better because they have lots of lipids), and Bob's your uncle.
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« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2008, 12:49:38 PM »

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and Bob's your uncle.

And a rich uncle at that.

So, what's up with mixing all the fruity stuff with your alcohol?  Why not just put it in a glass and sip it neat?  Or, pour it over ice if you must.  Stoli that's been in the freezer overnight is highly consumable.  Wink

Is it that you don't like the taste of it right outa the bottle?

::social outcast here, that doesn't speak politically correct and doesn't give a shit what someone thinks about his beverage of choice, how it's packaged, or how it's consumed.
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« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2008, 01:02:41 PM »

i'm a beer snob, so frankly i know dick about the hard stuff.
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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2008, 02:03:31 PM »

Im with you, dink im a little late on this discussion about home automation :p but ill take some
good ol jack daniels on ice...  reading this thread  vs'es dirty martini recipe was enough to make
me back flip off the wagon ... mmmMM!! lol

(skip the pimentos though and go with the blue cheese)

maybe some beefeater instead of vodka too....
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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2008, 03:20:19 PM »

was this thread about home automation?

oh.

i have a DVR? does that count?
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« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2008, 03:59:18 PM »

LOL i thought my thermostat, lawn sprinkler and security system counted in the seventies...
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« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2008, 04:20:52 PM »

BAH!!!! I forgot about those.

so i got:
thermostat
irrigation
DVR
coffee maker that turns on and off
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« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2008, 06:07:49 PM »

was this thread about home automation?

ummm.  So it was.  Oh well, it is Friday after all.

DVR.  Yeah!  That's what Grandma has.  She hasn't missed an episode of "As The Stomach Turns" in the last n years.  I like it.  Kept wearing the vcr tapes out erasing and rewinding them.
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