Is that a "real article" or some sort of onion type clone ?

I should write articles.
There are a billion cows on planet earth.
Each one farts 250 liters of pure methane.
That is 250,000,000,000 litres of methane a day.
When that 250 billion litres of methane mixes with air it will form a 15% explosive mixture.
That means we will have a 1.2 trillion litre mixture of explosive fart air mixture.
Some ____ rogue organization is going to set off this fart air explosive and destroy all life forms on this earth.