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« on: July 15, 2010, 09:01:41 AM »

I was checking out some google news just now and came across a great headline:  Doomsday: How BP Gulf disaster may have triggered a 'world-killing' event

Could we be more dramatic with our headlines?
http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 09:05:01 AM »

Yeah man ... Nuts posted that on FB as well. What a hoot.

Wasn't the byline on that H. G. something or other...?  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 09:11:17 AM »

Bastard.  Tell nuts to stay out of my head and that Facebook is lame (like his face).
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 09:41:34 AM »

It's been so damn friendly around here. Nice to have you back Kaps  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 09:47:03 AM »

If someone had let me know that you guys were short on shit talking I'd have made more time to stop by.  It's always so serious around here though it makes me feel funny in my tummy.
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 11:37:33 AM »

personally, i dont understand what "seafloor collapse" means. a little bit, or the entire gulf? I dont really get why this balloon isnt shrinking yet, with all the oil we have sucked out of it.
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 12:07:37 PM »

 I'm wondering why nobody is talking about the possibility that maybe we tapped directly into the Devil's kegerator and before long he's going to be pissed when he is thirsty and nothing to drink.  That's a problem my friends.

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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 12:17:13 PM »

Im hoping they meant kraken and just a crack.
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 12:30:34 PM »

or even better - the devil riding the Kraken and raining down flaming mines upon all of society.

don't mess with the devil's demon beverage stash man.
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 04:28:53 PM »

Is that a "real article" or some sort of onion type clone ?  Huh? Huh? Huh?
I should write articles.
There are a billion cows on planet earth.
Each one farts 250 liters of pure methane.
That is 250,000,000,000 litres of methane a day.
When that 250 billion litres of methane mixes with air it will form a 15% explosive mixture.
That means we will have a 1.2 trillion litre mixture of explosive fart air mixture.
Some ____ rogue organization is going to set off this fart air explosive and destroy all life forms on this earth.
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 10:22:45 PM »

 ROFLMAO

It's hard to out-doom it.  What about this:

Doomsday Hell Nuclear Armageddon Kidnappings: How bad cholesterol exploded out Satan's ass and landed on the poor.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2010, 10:36:50 PM »

Doomsday Hell Nuclear Armageddon Kidnappings: How bad cholesterol exploded out Satan's ass and landed on the poor.
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 06:09:52 AM »

 ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
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