I'd rather bang a dumpster. It's true, I'm into brunettes. But I've seen plenty of hot blonds with authentic personalities that spin my banana too. Barbie seems to epitomize the dumb, unattractively submissive, flag waving, middle of the road supporting, NASCAR style bimbo that reminds me of a blond Sarah Palin. Come to think of it, since Barbie reminds me of
my mom Sarah Palin, I'm perfectly content that I'm totally turned off by her
IMO, Barbie is about as cute as a rail-thin girl in the 5'th grade. Although I've heard about how hot this image can be for others, these days it's about as exciting to me as a passionate embrace with a Speak-n-Spell. It all starts out with the best of intentions...
then the reptilian brain takes over:
Panick sets in...
and finally remorse, followed by denial:
