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Aw Hell: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/21/preacher-harold-camping-gets-doomsday-prediction-wrong/I was just kidding about already being up in Heaven. The deadline for the apocalypse passed in the Pacific islands, New Zealand and Australia without a bang. According to the Christian broadcaster, Judgment Day was supposed to bring a massive earthquake, powerful enough to throw open graves, followed by a slow death for all non-believers over the next five months across the globe. He went on to say only 200 million people will be saved and those left behind will die in earthquakes, plagues, and other calamities until Earth is consumed by a fireball on October 21.
Let's be clear about one thing. If only a drop in the bucket actually makes it to Heaven (7 billion people projected to be on the planet by October 2011, makes this a paltry 2% of all humans), and that drop of urine consists of people like this douche bag, I want no part of it. In fact, God would be mighty pissed if the only remains of this mean little experiment were the likes of him and his cognitively impaired followers. Let's party   |
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 11:03:28 AM » |
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Sorry, 2.8%. My bad.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 03:19:20 PM » |
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Wha... I don't get it. Don't you look at that kindly, obviously saint-like old man's picture and just "understand?" I mean, he looks so very smart, yet cuddly and lovable all at the same time. Btw, way ahead of you. Haven't stopped partying  |
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It is now believed, that after having lived in one compound with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years, Bin Laden called the U.S. Navy Seals himself.
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 08:40:20 PM » |
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Thanks so much for sharing all of the great information! I am looking forward to reading more blogs.
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Sorry Bomps I was doing him as well, this was a Christian Dating Service website link  |
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 11:58:16 PM » |
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Thanks so much for sharing all of the great information! I am looking forward to reading more blogs.
umm, yah this is a cool blog. LOL at sig, just perfect, sorry i had to ban you joey. |
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"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." -- Albert Einstein
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2011, 08:11:38 AM » |
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Flash traffic! Harold Camping claims rapture DID happen, but we just can't see it. Judgement has been issued and those judged to be cool will still fly up to God on October 21, the REAL date, when the rest of us (including yours truly of course) will begin to roast our nuts in hell. Some stories claim that believers are more excited than ever now.
Man, I'm in the wrong business.
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It is now believed, that after having lived in one compound with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years, Bin Laden called the U.S. Navy Seals himself.
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2011, 10:36:55 AM » |
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cool. I can smell the brimstone now.
Do we know if the first earthquake will be in NZ? I've been wondering what the kiwis did to deserve first strike?
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I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and shit a better argument than that.
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2011, 10:54:45 AM » |
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Do we know if the first earthquake will be in NZ? I've been wondering what the kiwis did to deserve first strike?
Lucy Lawless and Russell Crowe. Both too sexy to be forgiven. Not sure on Crowe but my wife sure thinks so |
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It is now believed, that after having lived in one compound with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years, Bin Laden called the U.S. Navy Seals himself.
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2011, 12:43:36 AM » |
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Flash traffic! Harold Camping claims rapture DID happen, but we just can't see it. Judgement has been issued and those judged to be cool will still fly up to God on October 21, the REAL date, when the rest of us (including yours truly of course) will begin to roast our nuts in hell. Some stories claim that believers are more excited than ever now.
Man, I'm in the wrong business.
He stole that one from the JWs (Jehova Witnesses). For the JWs the world ended back in WW1, and we have been living in the rapture for the last 100 years. Yep we are in the wrong business. |
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 01:17:19 PM » |
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For the JWs the world ended back in WW1, and we have been living in the rapture for the last 100 years.
It doesn't matter whether the ball flies through the goalposts or the goalposts fly past the ball |
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