Now I gotta find somewhere to aim this traffic. ugh.
Man that's not good, sorry to hear it nutballs.
Might I suggest
http://www.prosperent.com? They have a product api as well as javascript based ads. These guys know what they are doing and as long as you are not cookie stuffing don't particularly care where the traffic is coming from either

I don't know if you just use your system to redirect traffic (which they wouldn't like) but if you use any landing pages (or fancy coding one using the api) you can't go wrong.
If you want to know more about them pm me, I also have an aff link but I'm not going to force it on you if you don't like that sort of thing