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« on: May 11, 2010, 09:57:04 AM »

WHY I AM DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and shit a better argument than that.
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2010, 10:21:20 AM »

lol .. needed that too Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 01:34:28 PM »

thats hilarious!!!
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 04:54:34 PM »

fuking hilarious  ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
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