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[isthisthingon]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/judgment-day-21-2011-businesses-hoping-reap-rewards/story?id=13647237

My personal favorite:

Eternal Earthbound Pets offers a service to rescue and take care of pets once their owners are no longer earthbound.

I've always thought the most unbearable post-rapture challenge would be driving on the freeway with all those Christian vehicles left behind. But how selfish! What about feeding the damn dogs who served them so well?

  (and fuck you, it's Friday)

[nop_90]

Just not having those annoying Christians around is reward enough.
The vehicles etc are like a bonus

[nutballs]

Apparently the precise time is 6pm new Zealand time. So unfortunately I think. Might wake up to zombies.

But on a serious note, I will be really fucking freaked out if my neighborhood is quiet tomorrow. I assume I'm the only atheist in the hood.

Remember, do not use a weapon that can get stuck in the zombies head. A stuck weapon is a useless weapon!

[daviator]

As I understand it, it STARTS in New Zealand at 6 pm their time, and will start rolling across the world.  It will take a day or so for the whole world to be impacted.

This is not the first time this guy has predicted armageddon, and I expect his perfect track record (of failure) to be maintained.

[Bompa]

Just not having those annoying Christians around is reward enough.
The vehicles etc are like a bonus

LMFAO

[perkiset]

Remember, do not use a weapon that can get stuck in the zombies head. A stuck weapon is a useless weapon!

Rule #2: double tap.

And cheers Nop, nice one. Sounds to me like the readership of my board will not change a bit.

[nutballs]

Uh. None have you have posted since midnight...
 

[isthisthingon]

It's lovely in Heaven - itto. (delivered to you by Post-Rapture Post)

[perkiset]

I'm really disappointed. I was so looking forward to it. :sigh:
Someone needs to get another rapture together right quick.