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« on: January 18, 2011, 04:24:13 PM » |
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Classic: I'm looking for a SalesForce developer, a young boy with a deep knowledge of appexchange and who loves to work for a startup, also remotely. One of the comments in this board: Is it politically correct to request that a new hire be a "young boy?" Can I ask applicants to please be "ladies of a certain age?" Ya think? |
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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perkiset
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 07:30:40 PM » |
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I think that "young boy" and "deep knowledge" in the same sentence just blew the TooFuckingWeirdOmeter off the scale.
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It is now believed, that after having lived in one compound with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years, Bin Laden called the U.S. Navy Seals himself.
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daviator
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2011, 07:42:51 PM » |
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I understand he's also seeking qualities like naked ambition, and someone who can write clean and tight code.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2011, 09:26:41 PM » |
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Horrible sounding, but...
I will assume it's an older guy, with probably very little modern programming knowledge. Has an idea, and figures a "young man" would know better and be cheap. The boy part is what makes it really creepy though...
The fact that is a remote gig makes it just barely word, not sordid.
My favorite job application I ever got when I was Dev director many eons ago, was from a chick.
In the envelope which was lavender:
Picture of her in an aerobics leotard.
A picture of her in a bikini.
A cover letter, on pink paper, with that vanilla-orange stripper scent on it.
a resume page on lavender
The resume was normal overall.
The coverletter however... (paraphrasing)
As you can see from the enclosed photos, I am a hot blond bombshell with 34DD breasts, a 26" waist, and a six pack. I am extremely flexible, energetic, and give great workouts.
We later found out she screwed up. She was a programmer, but moonlighted as an aerobics instructor. BORING.
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I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and shit a better argument than that.
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 04:27:16 AM » |
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Classic: I'm looking for a SalesForce developer, a young boy with a deep knowledge of appexchange and who loves to work for a startup, also remotely. One of the comments in this board: Is it politically correct to request that a new hire be a "young boy?" Can I ask applicants to please be "ladies of a certain age?" Ya think? Where is this board? I worked briefly this summer hiring people .... my boss wanted HOT GIRLS to be his secretary and obviously you cant ask that or anything so i just hired them through facebook where i could completely discriminate based upon their sexiness and age. HAHAHAHA |
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When I was your age we used to walk to the TV to change the channel.... _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2011, 06:39:26 AM » |
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I understand he's also seeking qualities like naked ambition, and someone who can write clean and tight code.
 I expect that a healthy appreciation for viruses would be a benefit, as would a desire to backup. |
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It is now believed, that after having lived in one compound with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years, Bin Laden called the U.S. Navy Seals himself.
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2011, 10:25:29 AM » |
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I understand he's also seeking qualities like naked ambition, and someone who can write clean and tight code.
I expect that a healthy appreciation for viruses would be a benefit, as would a desire to backup. Oh yes, the successful candidate will be obsessed with backing up frequently. Good one. |
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Phaėton
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 07:25:21 PM » |
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virus free interface arranged by msb-lsb ___> most signifigant butt to the least signifigant butt...
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When I was your age we used to walk to the TV to change the channel.... _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2011, 12:09:57 AM » |
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virus free interface arranged by msb-lsb ___> most signifigant butt to the least signifigant butt...
Every butt is significant, trust me on that.  |
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2011, 12:40:25 AM » |
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Every butt is significant, trust me on that. Though not quite as "wise" as daviator, I emphatically concur on the butt tip. Let no butt get left behind  |
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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