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« on: May 01, 2007, 10:49:09 AM »

Hello all... I am please to report that after 1.75l of Captain Morgan's, a death-dealing hangover and enough chiklets purchased at the border to feed and clothe several families, PinkHat and I have returned.

Looks as though it's quieting down a bit - that is to be expected after the initial surge of a forum starting up. I'd like to ask that all of you, as time permits and you see an opportunity, simply let folks know that we are here. PR8 backlinks are always nice, but a light Chianti will do in a pinch. There is plenty other discussion on Syndk8 and other boards that could be held here as well and I'd love to see everyone bringing the discussion in so that we have the opportunity to grow our base, content and reach.

Hopefully everyone is having a great week!

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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2007, 11:00:14 AM »

and enough chiklets purchased at the border to feed and clothe several families,

lol.

thats gonna fly over the heads of most. Cheelez!! cheelez!!
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2007, 11:04:03 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2007, 11:08:42 AM »

 ROFLMAO

You're right NBs - Kapn - at the border of Mexico and the US they federales screw up the queue enough so that you spend at least a half and hour surrounded by mamas selling tortillas, men selling the WORST mexican chackis (sp?) money can avoid and of course, the ubiquitous impoverished children selling packets of Chicklets. It's rather pathetic and has become somthing of a running joke.

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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2007, 11:25:19 AM »

<evil mode>
the best is bargaining for a pack, getting down to the penny. 4 dollars? 10 cents! 3dolllars? 11 cents!
or ask assorted rediculous questions, like, does the gum cure cancer? they say yes to everything.
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yet in all the times i have gone, not once has someone tried to sell me water in the 110degree heat.

I prefer the italian-gypsy method, they just swarm you and take your shit.
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2007, 11:33:06 AM »

ah ha!  The Kaptain is now enlightened to the ways of the chicklets.

and FUCK gypsies - those bastards got the Kaptain's wallet when he was minding his own business at the train station.  One particularly persistent one at the grocery store actually stood in the way of my  girlfriend closing the car door so we could leave.  She was like 300 lbs but still sat up at the market begging for food and change for these supposed children she had.  fucking gypsies...

/gypsy hate rant
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2007, 11:36:13 AM »

mmmmm... 300lb scoundrel gypsy women... the stuff of lore  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2007, 01:37:14 PM »

Perk was gone? hmmpf  Undecided

Ever notice the Kaptain's profile thingie under the avatar looks like Norad's antenna farm?

always in awe  Praise

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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2007, 01:56:46 PM »

Welcome back Perk.

The others took good care of things while you were gone.   Devilish

I hope the maid got all that mess cleaned up downstairs.  Oh yeah.  I couldn't get that password thingie on your main pc figured out, so I just did a 'format C:\' .  Think it's ok now.    Roll Eyes



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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2007, 01:58:45 PM »

There is pie in my antenna garden

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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2007, 02:20:47 PM »

I hope the maid got all that mess cleaned up downstairs.  Oh yeah.  I couldn't get that password thingie on your main pc figured out, so I just did a 'format C:\' .  Think it's ok now.    Roll Eyes

At least I got your DNA from the puke all over my adult toy collection goddammit. And just why EXACTLY were my chaps and feather duster all stinky and crammed in the corner behind my stereo? Paybacks a bitch dood.  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2007, 02:37:56 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2007, 02:40:12 PM »

was that key lime pie or pea soup quiche?
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2007, 03:43:15 PM »

... And just why EXACTLY were my chaps and feather duster all stinky and crammed in the corner behind my stereo?...

Umm.  Well, um, couldn't find a hanger? 

We did get the purple S&M set back in the right place didn't we?
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« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2007, 05:02:23 PM »

Yes, thank you for that. But I'm certain my dogs will never be quite the same and my pet gerbil is just completely traumatized. You should be ashamed.
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