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« on: November 11, 2009, 11:24:11 AM »

...I'm really going to be pissed at NASA.

"Nothing bad will happen to the Earth in 2012."

Wow. NOTHING bad. The whole year.  As opposed to 2009, which has pretty much sucked.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 11:29:15 AM »

Wow. NOTHING bad. The whole year.  As opposed to 2009, which has pretty much sucked.
Please do share what has happened to earth in 2009? I hope you don't mean tsunamis or other "natural disasters" which are disasters to man, not to nature or to earth.
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 06:30:37 PM »

Wait!? You mean to tell me the earth is not going to start ripping apart. Because I was really hoping to become friends with John cusack so I could hitch a ride on his piper twin to avoid the building falling on me.
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 07:10:32 PM »

^it's al gore who's got the ticket. he's ready, even for manbearpig.
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 08:18:00 PM »

>manbearpig

Many tried and all have been deflowered by the feared manbearpig.  Anyone saying that 2012 is anything other than 2011 or 2013 in terms of what they "know" will happen seems very suspect to me.  Unless they're promoting some blockbuster hit or something sensible like that Wink

Tell me it's going to rain tomorrow consistently and THEN tell me something about 2 years from now  Smooch
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 08:45:42 PM »

Nasa is lying.
They just want you to all get killed.
Already most of NASA's key employees have bought tickets on my UFO which will take you to the large mother ship.
I am the son of wotanong the great father of the galaxy.
I was placed on this earth to rescue you all.
Tranfer all your money into my Bank Account so you do not die.
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 09:02:19 PM »

Will you take a Paypal?
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 09:42:12 PM »

frankly with all the damn 2012 shit on tv, 2years out no less, I actually hope something does happen.
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 10:49:01 PM »

Great son of great father wotanong, my account balance is also great, and requires purification before the great end of times squats down on us like a great cosmic movement.  Shall I make it out to cash? 

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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2009, 02:05:18 AM »

I lost the website.
It was some sort of photo ray gun that would protect you from the under cover aliens that are among us.
Sad part is that this website was in the top 100K.
Fuking scarey.
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2009, 08:55:38 AM »

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Already most of NASA's key employees have bought tickets on my UFO which will take you to the large mother ship.

I KNEW it ... B&L is for reals!   Idea...
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