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« on: April 22, 2010, 06:45:43 PM »

So at fry's electronics you show your receipt as you leave. It's stupid but it does reduce theft.
The line to leave is 10 people long.
For 10 people I had to listen to a skinny blond girl say over and over and over, with the most unenthusiastic deadpan voice, and blank distant stare.

Thank you for shopping frys, may I please see your receipt.

All the words were jumbled into 1 big new word.
And she was so insanely on auto pilot that she was asking even though the person was already holding out the receipt.

They got the greeter wrong in idiocracy. It's not a fat downs syndrome guy. It's actually a white skinny blond girl...
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 11:14:50 PM »

 ROFLMAO

Welcome to Costco - I love you.  Welcome to Costco - I love you. 

But I'd rather have a gentleman's latte served by a skinny blond girl than a large tard boy any day   
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2010, 05:01:43 AM »

extra foam?!? come on joe, wed all like an hj right now but we
dont have time for that
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2010, 05:42:52 AM »

Seriously, you have to watch 'whatever works' with larry david
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 12:25:17 AM »

http://4sp.in/37r

http://4sp.in/37s

yup. its here.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 09:19:35 AM »

my parents have a slap chop... i saw it the other day.
i have yet to ask if they really love their nuts...
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2010, 09:50:38 AM »

I own a Slap Chop, seriously.  But I've never removed it from the box.  It sits atop my stove as a decoration with his face leering at you while he clutches the Chop.  It looks like an ad for a Chris Hanson special.
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2010, 02:00:31 PM »

lol... very little wording in the commercial...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04

its like a monster truck you can pour into your face..

brawndo will make you win at yelling,

youll wreck your pants like the incredible hulk...

its brawndo and you can really buy it here:

http://www.brawndo.com
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2010, 03:31:18 PM »

Hot off the Ap wire, a few minutes ago:

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Rep. Henry Waxman said his committee's investigation into the Gulf oil spill revealed that a key safety device, the blowout preventer, had a leak in a crucial hydraulic system. The California Democrat said in a second day of hearings into the spill that the investigation also discovered that the well had failed a negative pressure test just hours before the April 20 explosion.


oh theres your problem right there, the blowout preventer was malfunctioning. 

 D'oh!

SO all we have to do now is just come up with a way to check
the blowout preventer all the time and make sure that the
blowout preventer is 100 percent functioning on all the
oil rigs.  the blowout preventer was the problem.  yup.
bad blowout preventer.

fixed it.

 D'oh!
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2010, 01:05:11 AM »

This is from reuters:

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Globs of honey-colored goo also began washing ashore on Friday at Gulf State Park near Mobile, Alabama, as bathers swam in the water and children played on once-pristine beaches.

 Shocked  Roll Eyes  D'oh! 



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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2010, 06:07:58 AM »

Honey colored? Pffft. I only st swimming for red or black.
Thems honey blobs is good eetins!

So who wants to start selling "bottles of disaster" keep 12 ounces of history for 19.95!
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