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« on: October 30, 2007, 04:13:32 PM »



its got fucking human teeth...
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 04:39:52 PM »

SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 05:04:09 PM »

http://tolweb.org/Promachoteuthis_sulcus/19531/2007.05.30

only 1 ever found, deep in the atlantic.
only 25 mm long so it could maybe cause a flesh wound, but...

im thinking this is a baby. mommy is waiting around and shes big.
OR
this is a swarm creature and thousands will bite you with their human teeth.
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 05:23:26 PM »

I was told as a boy that women's "parts" looked like that. :shudder:
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 08:46:05 PM »

That thing nearly put a curse on me through my monitor.   Shocked:barf:
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2007, 08:57:31 PM »

i used to have a "gonna eat me" thing, it was named "every shark in the ocean".

then I had a new "gonna eat me" thing, it was this:
vampire squid



but this thing is gonna be the winner for a long time i think...
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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2007, 09:06:16 PM »

what's strange is that vampire squid probably thinks humans look hideous.  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 01:36:15 AM »

I went for a swim in the ocean yesterday, and today.

Cheers guys,
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 02:46:57 AM »

no more skinny dipping for this guy.
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 06:34:28 AM »

hes having us on - thats the new sex toy hes trying to market..... Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 04:14:27 PM »

lol. i thought the same thing, that its some kind of psychotic sex toy.
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