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« on: June 14, 2008, 11:36:26 PM »

To all you old dads (think Dink), new dads (think Nuts) and inbetween, as well as those who will be dads and those that wish they'd never become dads:

Happy Father's Day.

It's the toughest and most important job of your life. Do it well, regardless of how stupid your kids think you are Wink

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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 06:50:39 AM »

When does it start producing income? Because frankly, this thing is expensive.

She is 9 months, and she already thinks im retarded.
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2008, 11:28:00 AM »

ROFLMAO

Oh dood, the ROI on the breathing food processor(s) is pretty bad from a financial perspective. However in terms of lessons in patience, anger management, distribution of funds, and utter disbelief they are invaluable.

They're also pretty durn good at taking your breath away JUST before you want to chop them up for Chinese food Wink

HFD Nuts Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 12:23:28 AM »

 Ditto  and  ROFLMAO

Pretty well said it all, Perk.

I wish that all of you have/had/will have as nice a Father's day as I did.

@NB's.  One of Grandma's favorite sayings:
If I had known that grandkids were so great, I'd have had them first.

So, enjoy the first 10-12 yrs, thev endure the next 4-8.  After that it's, more or less, a piece of cake.

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The memories are priceless tho.
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 01:17:28 AM »

I'll have mine in about three months.

Happy day to you guys anyway  Grin

Cheers,
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 09:22:57 AM »

Well make sure and post it TD so we can roust you Wink
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 10:00:44 AM »

Yeah.  And, we want to know about all the false alarms too.
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 12:50:18 AM »

LOL, please allow me to clarify.......

I'm not going to become a father (again) in about three months (two is enough).

I'm referring to the fact that Father's Day falls in September over here Which I'm sure some of you have picked up on due to my post over at the other place.

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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 12:55:52 AM »

:redfaced.gif:

Ah.  I see.  Teach me to assume something.

No way that two is enough.  Takes 5 for basketball, and nine for baseball.  Difficult to have a team with only two members.

In any case, you are already a happy father.
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2008, 07:24:30 AM »

2 for tennis doubles. Wink

i prefer the team of 1 however.
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