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« on: May 09, 2007, 09:19:18 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 09:30:20 AM »

"You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."

"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it."

 ROFLMAO Nice find

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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 09:46:59 AM »

 ROFLMAO

we really are a pack of nerds
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 09:59:27 AM »

Flattery is unbecoming of the Kaptain.  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2007, 10:07:32 AM »

Flattery is unbecoming of the Kaptain.  ROFLMAO

Choke on a bag of pig turds, bastard

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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 10:31:29 AM »

 ROFLMAO Good lord you have a way with words.

Yes, I feel much better thank you.
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 10:46:01 AM »

ROFLMAO Good lord you have a way with words.

Thanks (we think)?  Smooch
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2007, 08:02:15 PM »

Quote
Classes struggle, some classes triumph, others are eliminated. (Mao Zedong)

Ahh.... the never ending class struggle...

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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 12:30:08 AM »

"Reusing pieces of code is liked picking off sentences from other people's stories and trying to make a magazine article. "
(Bob Frankston)

And just what in the world is wrong with that kind of article?  ROFLMAO

My favorite:

"A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do."
(Dennis M Ritchie)

Thanks. Some good ones there.

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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 01:28:44 PM »

"640k ought to be enough for anybody." 
-- Bill Gates, 1981


 ROFLMAO
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 03:37:00 PM »

He was on the dot. My first experience with mutli-user systems was a MicroData mini - 16K of SHARED memory between up to 16 users. Paging was for pussies... the big boys just wrote smaller and tighter.

ROFLMAO of course )
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 11:57:09 PM »

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. (Linus Torvalds)  ROFLMAO
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