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[perkiset]

Submitted for your approval:

Nasty, VERY New York couple sitting behind you and your sweetie in the in-pool recliners. Had enough of the 'tude.

Interesting chemical effect: copper tone #70 sun block (yes, I'm a total sun wuss, STFU) sprayed on top of water makes a white lily-pad like wax. Jiggled a little bit, looks like floating egg drop soup. Or.....

 

Surrpeticiously make several lily pads. Breakup gently. Give a little water push so the resulting um, ribbons float towards said asswipes.

"OH FUCK ME SOMEONE FUCKING CAME IN THE POOL FUCK THATS FUCKING GROSS"

(Italian New Yorker grabs whipped husband and towel, takes off)

Enjoy resulting peace. Rinse, repeat as necessary.

  

[nop_90]

What a wossy that guy is 

[daviator]

Absolutely LOVE it.   

[isthisthingon]

Dooooodeeeee!!

[Phaëton]

caddyshack style.... i guess the baby ruth thing is played out... nice touch!

hahahaha thats like how i was in a free 'x' line somewhere and got extras by
gossipping all the way down the line 'i cant believe they are out already'
and then watched the line dissipate.

[nop_90]

I have to hang out at "normal" places.
I have to stop hanging out at KTV bar's which smell like piss.
And when you are drinking your beer, someone outside shoots his 45 like 3 times.
Your foriegner friend starts to panic, asking should we leave.
You calmly reply, no I don't hear any screaming, so that is a good sign.