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« on: May 29, 2010, 06:45:55 PM »

I just received this email from my bank, Chase.  Here's a few choice policy changes that really jazzed up my weekend:

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Customer privacy and security have never been more important. We want you to know what we're doing to protect your privacy and keep your information secure. Following is a copy of our Federal Privacy Policy and our California Privacy Notice, which are for all of your Chase accounts.

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Q. What information do you have about me?
A. To provide services and to help meet your needs, we collect information about you from various sources:

    * We get information from your requests for our products or services. One example is income on loan applications.
    * We get information about your transactions with us and with others. For example, we have your account balance information.
    * We get information, such as your credit history, from credit bureaus.


and what do you do with this??

Q. Is information about me shared within your family of companies?
A. Yes.

Q. Is information about me shared with service providers and financial companies outside your family of companies?
A. Yes.

Q. Is information about me shared with non-financial companies outside your family of companies?
A. Yes.

Q. Is information about me shared in any other ways?
A. Yes.

Considering I was with WaMu and Chase gobbled them up, I feel like I'm riding the beefy Facebook sausage of privacy r@pe as a paid service, not a Free one.  That totally rocks.  Time to go "red stapler" on the world and heat things up   Devilish

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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 07:25:48 PM »

 ROFLMAO  very funny!

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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2010, 07:51:07 PM »

ROFLMAO  very funny!

>r@pe
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A. No.

Q. Will I be required to enjoy the experience?
A. Contractually yes.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 09:04:19 PM »

Just reinforces my stance that privacy is an illusion. To pretend that it can be maintained, is mearly a fantasy.

Even if you start out with a company that will protect you, it will be bought by one that won't. Because, in the end, it is more lucrative to them to be loose with your info than it is to be private. So the privacy companies will die or be gobbled.

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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 09:55:12 PM »

Wait, what came after heroin?
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2010, 12:56:53 AM »

Hehe, now all we need to find out is that which are those family and non-family companies and call chinese Smiley All that nice financial info cross-referenced with the data they got from Google as xmas present -- all your base are belong to us.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2010, 10:51:26 AM »

I think all your base are belong to us is a Japanese creation Smiley  But xmas will never be the same!  Stocking stuffers of private and valuable information for ALL of God's children!
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