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« on: November 01, 2010, 07:46:25 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 08:00:45 PM »

Lol I didn't realize you made it back there.

Did you notice the bug in the code?
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2010, 12:41:31 PM »

yes missing close brace
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 10:20:01 PM »

I think the closing brace is fine, as it would be in Java, C++ or Apex.  But two things struck me as potential problems.  For one, creating a Boolean equal to rationalDiscourse() seems limiting since false has so many possible values.

But I'm more concerned with calling:

Code:
fixCountrysProblems();

within the catch block of the exception thrown by:

Code:
fixCountrysProblems();

Red, white and blue-screen  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 11:12:42 PM »

Zactly!! If fail during fixCountrysProblems then call fixCountrysProblems!

Oh wait ... That is textbook ADA right?  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2010, 11:31:45 PM »

I wouldn't know since I've never programmed in ADA.  Though I'd guess this practice flies in the face of the goals of such a structured language.



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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 09:47:42 AM »

Deeper reference, since ADA is a predominantly government and military language only.
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2010, 11:06:53 AM »

 ROFLMAO  Nice one.
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2010, 09:05:13 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 12:14:38 AM »

I think the closing brace is fine, as it would be in Java, C++ or Apex.  But two things struck me as potential problems.  For one, creating a Boolean equal to rationalDiscourse() seems limiting since false has so many possible values.

But I'm more concerned with calling:

Code:
fixCountrysProblems();

within the catch block of the exception thrown by:

Code:
fixCountrysProblems();

Red, white and blue-screen  ROFLMAO

I have a solution for this.
Code:
Yallneedtogotothepub();

and then

Code:
getverydrunk();

and then

Code:
getuptothebuffersinsweatyvagina();

to try and cure

Code:
terminalnerdness();
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 08:47:02 AM »

 ROFLMAO from the master himself
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 09:42:04 AM »

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getuptothebuffersinsweatyvagina();

I called that function once in the 80's - for a week I damn-near scratched my nuts off.



That's some funny shit!  ROFLMAO

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