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« on: June 15, 2009, 05:46:38 PM »

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 08:40:07 PM »

Extends your reach a full 18"! Do you realize how big you need to be, and how disgusting you must have been for the last (x) years if you can't have gotten within 18" of your ass?

Amazing.
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 08:52:13 PM »

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My girlfriend and I just watched this 3 times and pooped all over!  Sweet!!

Thanks Smiley

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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 05:56:57 AM »

and someone did get paid for a design
and someone will get paid for manufacture
and we can wipe out own assholes now
Smiley Love it but I don't thing I would accept a role in this ad.

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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009, 08:08:02 AM »

and assuming your not a bot. of course anyone would. its money, and probably worth a few giggles with friends.

however...

I would find hard to not say "get a bidet"
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 08:14:02 AM »

@ Vaunce: An interesting delayed-spam approach with your sig.
You must not know from whence the mods and readership of my forum come from.

Let's not do that again, shall we? (but I'll give you a 9.5 for effort...)

BTW: Welcome to The Cache.  Mobster
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 09:09:44 AM »

Yeah he did a really clever job there.

I was going to let you see what you thought. If it were my board I'd remove them but hey, effort counts for something!
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2009, 10:55:01 AM »

Ah, that was you then that did the prep work - well done.
Din't look at the log to see who, but he'd be hard pressed to get by any of y'all Wink
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2009, 12:02:38 PM »

No I didn't touch em, could have been NBs.
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2009, 12:05:18 PM »

>Posts: 1

the above always sets a big yellow flag.


>You must not know from whence the mods and readership of my forum come from.

After the first million posts reviewed, you tend to start picking up on a few patterns.



>give you a 9.5 for effort

You know, I kind of like the way Earl's forum handles, ummm, overly-promotional posts. Doesn't really apply to sigs, though.  BTW, I hate sigs. Totally worthless forum clutter, imo.
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2009, 12:36:28 PM »

Just wondering .... who the hell would buy that thang ?

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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009, 01:15:50 PM »

>gone crazy

No, gone to McDonald's far too often.


Knew I'd seen something similar a while ago; from Gizmodo 2006:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/top-ten-big-fat-products-for-plussized-dudes-209038.php

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don't miss this one

http://www.oversizecasket.com/
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 02:16:13 PM »

My next house, I want a bidet, and toilet, and a urinal.
Ideal would be an all in 1 solution. lol
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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2009, 02:39:47 PM »

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Ideal would be an all in 1 solution. lol

 ROFLMAO

With wheels a feeding tray and a Handi-Grabbertm you'd revolutionize the porta-potty industry  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2009, 02:41:05 PM »

My next house, I want a bidet, and toilet, and a urinal.
Ideal would be an all in 1 solution. lol

 Grin  ROFLMAO
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