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« on: November 25, 2009, 12:52:52 PM »

...what could possibly go wrong? heh.

"The product contains a swab to collect cheek tissue from the father, child, and optionally the mother. Customers then pay 119 to send the samples to a laboratory in New Mexico, US. International Biosciences claims its test is 99.9 per cent accurate, although there is no regulatory body to verify this."

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23773999-families-at-risk-as-chemists-sell-paternity-test-kits.do
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 01:29:41 PM »

It's all snake oil until independently confirmed  Police
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 06:01:24 PM »

http://paternityfraud.com/state-supported-paternity-fraud-revealed-by-dna-testing.html
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 06:33:42 PM »


 Police !
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 08:00:02 PM »

Whole new nasty ball of wax going to blow up because of this.
Parentage of ~10% children, the real father is not the father lol.

Also the legality problem. Your wife is a slut.
Not your kid, legally it is Smiley. In the past was not a problem since u could not prove it.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 08:31:41 PM »

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Your wife is a slut.

Every wife on the planet is a slut  ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

And every girlfriend is twice as bad.  But nothing compares to my degree of deviance Wink  But seriously, wives are people too - who have needs, desires and really seriously hate being chained to some lame dickhead who can't get it up without Viagra and/or a fetish fantasy scene prerequisite  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 09:01:02 PM »

In a nutshell here is the problem
The paradox of polygamy II: Why most women benefit from polygamy and most men benefit from monogamy
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200802/the-paradox-polygamy-ii-why-most-women-benefit-polygamy-an
Polygamy is better in terms of genetics

But in terms of social behaviour, monogamy is better.
Societies which are polygamious are more violent, because there are too many horney young men.
So basically a woman wants to have a baby would "good genes", but she can not. Solution get knocked up by "good gene" guy, and have "bad gene" guy take care of the kid Smiley.

Again i use the term "slut" tongue in cheek.
Too hard to explain genetics/social behaviour to average idiot. So that is why "morality" was invented.
An easy way to explain shit to morons.
It is like getting angry at tigers because they eat meat. Sorry but tigers digestive system can not handle eating grass like cows Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 09:36:11 PM »

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Every wife on the planet is a slut  ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

And every girlfriend is twice as bad.  But nothing compares to my degree of deviance Wink  But seriously, wives are people too - who have needs, desires and really seriously hate being chained to some lame dickhead who can't get it up without Viagra and/or a fetish fantasy scene prerequisite  ROFLMAO

most wives are also fatties  (as well as screamers)

 ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 10:05:36 PM »

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Again i use the term "slut" tongue in cheek.

I know man - I'm jk  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 05:26:35 AM »

Actually, much to maury povichs' dismay, those DNA tests are sold at Walgreens as well...

Although based on what i witnessed last night, there wont be
any children in this world to test if the current trend continues.

Arrive at the bar about 7:30pm... theres an attractive, lonely single
woman  on one end pretending not to be making eyes at the handsome
GQ looking guy on the other end.

They were both facebooking on their smart phones.  on the other end of
the bar. Probably about not being able to meet anyone nice.

So we sit in the middle and try to get them to talk to each other.. the
only break in their social networking was a paranoid, reclusive nod to the
bartender for more apple-tini's..  they both left alone... at least they got
to share their random thoughts with their twitter followers... tweeting to
the point of unexistence.. about wishing they had someone to be with
i suppose.  Meanwhile they were left alone as real sociable networkers filled
the bar with actual conversation.

Flash Forward to the future where there are three single women left on the
planet , tweeting each other about how much they love hiking and  biking
and sometimes snuggling on the couch and watching a bad movie. until
the last of our species dies... and tweets from purgatory : ' limbo sucks...light
too bright' with their dying tweets.   

hahaha Im sure if they actually did meet someone on twitface they wouldnt
have anything to talk about... that was longer than an sms anyhow.

gobble gobble.
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