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« on: March 10, 2010, 03:04:32 PM »

Thatís what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

If you ask a question that you donít want an answer to, expect an answer that you donít want to hear.

Generally trite but with a few sparks of genius:
http://www.justaguything.com/the-man-rules/
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 03:43:40 PM »

 ROFLMAO
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 04:43:18 PM »

lol... yeah well having large dogs means both lids always go down... unless you want
a potty kiss. lol

Id like to add one:

The cabinet doors are a waste of energy, and they hurt my head. So stop
yelling at me when i unscrew them and hide them.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 05:52:40 PM »

The cabinet doors are a waste of energy, and they hurt my head. So stop
yelling at me when i unscrew them and hide them.

^^ nice one!


ROFLMAO Actually the funniest part is all the comments from the sensitive new aged guys who took the thing negatively  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 06:03:45 PM »

>the sensitive new aged guys

I have a couple of sons-in-laws who fit that category. Nice guys, but I cannot relate to them on 'family.'  The generation divide is a chasm on that issue.

>Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

This one struck a chord as I've been getting some "I don't want you to fix this but just listen..." lately.  Screw that. When did I ever listen?
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 06:21:40 PM »

Thatís what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

If you ask a question that you donít want an answer to, expect an answer that you donít want to hear.

Generally trite but with a few sparks of genius:
http://www.justaguything.com/the-man-rules/

If you want sympathy, go look for it in the dictionary, it is between shit and syphillis
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 12:49:28 AM »

 ROFLMAO

I think my fave would be..

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ďnothing,Ē We will act like nothingís wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


My gf already knows this as we have discussed it before.
Now she tells me whenever she even has the slightest problem.. I cant friggn win..
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 02:18:39 PM »

I hate it when she just comes in the front door and starts in on a 30 minute filibuster , whether i seem to even be paying attention or not, leaving no little break in the conversation where you can say,

excuse me, nows not the best time, we are geting robbed..

Then before i know it she has the intruder sitting down, wearing some faggy pants and saying, 'yes dear.' As she whips around on her broom cackling to the neighborhood about the excruciating minutia of

"WHAT SHE SAID AT WORK."  Cheesy

it sounds like this: 

"SHE SAID blah blah blah blah SHE SAID blah blah blah and then SHE SAID blah blah blah blah SHE SAID SHE SAID SHE SAID SHE SAID that SHE SAID that SHE SAID that SHE SAID blah blah blah... SHE SAID .....SHE SAID .....SHE SAID "
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 05:40:04 PM »

 ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
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