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« on: March 08, 2010, 03:20:55 PM »

You may need to take notes in order to keep track of all the fine attributes listed.

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpps/news/dpgoh-megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-area-fc-20100308_6447120
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 05:01:12 PM »

Wow, she must be REALLY busy or late...

Real world: some stupid fine. (aside from her violating suspension)

My world: tatoo permanent bikini line stragglers onto her beaver. or transplant her hair from her head to her face. Then she'll stop worrying about her beaver and at least be shaving in the rearview mirror...
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 08:28:09 PM »

The driver's side airbag didn't deploy because it was terrified of what it saw.
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 10:01:40 PM »

Let me get this straight ex hubby is holding the wheel while she shaves pooch for new bf
and 'oops they wrecked' .... spite much?

i wonder if they were in this pic :

http://twitpic.com/17c1t1


Here honey, hold the wheel while im driving day after my dui conviction so  i can shave my pooch
for my new boyfriend...     OMG if he ever had a moment to crash the car and blame her
here it was hahahahaah she probably lied to the cops first then they believed his
story bcuz of her burnlessness... i mean really  this is too much i bet that guy couldnt
handle a minute more and jerked the wheel.

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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 06:01:02 AM »

>Let me get this straight ex hubby is holding the wheel while she shaves pooch for new bf

Don't forget all the dui priors and suspended/revoked license.

There's only one problem with beach areas like the Keys; there are no killer frosts to thin the pond scum.
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 08:31:33 AM »

>there are no killer frosts to thin the pond scum.

 ROFLMAO
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