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« on: May 24, 2010, 12:30:42 PM »

I was reading this article and remembered that I forgot to kill my Ass Facebook account.  Well, you can't kill it of course but you can deactivate it.  I started thinking about how wonderfully flexible they've become in terms of our privacy.  Then I had a shiver-like feeling considering eternity blended with their constantly improving approach to privacy.  It's like in Idiocracy where over the years it changes from Fuddruckers to Butt Fuckers. 

I never stored anything horribly incriminating but this misses the point here.  The very fact that you choose who your friends are so that you can choose what they get to see as opposed to what others get to see becomes a hypocritical lie cloaked in the harmless settings argument  Don't make me...   I'm perfectly capable of changing settings and I do it right the first time.  Making us change them again holds our privacy hostage if or when we log back in to explicitly say what we said in the first place: "get your hands off my junk."

I guess that's the nasty terrible part about it for me.  Sure, privacy is becoming more of a luxury than an expected aspect of things - especially social networking.  But changing the game on us especially after 450 million users now need Facebook like a zombie needs crack?  Priceless.

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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 12:43:56 PM »

Zuck has apparently issued yet another "Oops, sorry about your privacy, we'll get it right THIS time" (press release disguised as a) correspondence.  I'm thinking he has a big stack of these ready-to-go in his drafts.

http://money.cnn.com/2010/05/24/technology/facebook_ceo_wapo/
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2010, 12:56:33 PM »

i hear ya on the chills.... 'you will be able to use your account like you used to'

oh yes, you will be back.. muhahahahaha well keep all your shit like it was
for when you do...

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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2010, 01:00:23 PM »

what peeves me is i had avoided my image being online anywhere
at all until my SISTERS uploaded pictuers of me and made them
my profile pic pictures of me from kid to cenile old troll fart..

so now im in that facebook image project forever...

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=3&ved=0CCEQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FCoke_Zero_Facial_Profiler&rct=j&q=coke+zero+facebook+facial+profiler+application&ei=nNr6S-HOGMWBlAeo3Li6DA&usg=AFQjCNFfxARsvwSXrTcnfabe7zqgAK60Iw

may as well have been fingerprinted and retina scanned by skynet
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 01:07:56 PM »

>sisters

The deeper problem with social and privacy is that others beyond your control unite to form your composite identity.  Individually, their contributon is just a pixel or two --but in the end you can have a pretty high-res image.
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2010, 06:17:13 PM »

That's exactly the reason I participate in the decemination of my personal info. I can infuse fud, as well as correct or embrace fud. Ignoring it, or trying to not participate is something you don't actually get to control, regardless of how much you try.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2010, 12:03:42 PM »

Hmmm, interesting angle. If you can't beat 'em ...
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2010, 09:39:17 AM »

face ass fist


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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2010, 10:38:25 AM »

 ROFLMAO ROFLMAO  Nice one!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2010, 12:16:31 PM »

THATS HOT  ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 02:48:33 PM »

fuking hilarious
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