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« on: August 27, 2009, 12:24:37 PM »

(2:11:18 PM) VSloathe: fuck yeah
(2:11:18 PM) VSloathe: http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2009/0827/1224253336524.html
(2:11:27 PM) VSloathe: I love it when those assholes make the mistake of capturing a badass
(2:11:40 PM) VSloathe: and then the badass proceeds to kick the fuck out of a bunch of them
(2:11:55 PM) KaptainKrayola: lol
(2:11:55 PM) KaptainKrayola: yep
(2:11:59 PM) KaptainKrayola: even if he is french
(2:12:02 PM) VSloathe: dude
(2:12:06 PM) VSloathe: the fucking GIGNs
(2:12:08 PM) VSloathe: are badasses
(2:12:10 PM) VSloathe: they're like SEALs
(2:12:18 PM) VSloathe: plus
(2:12:24 PM) VSloathe: they're French so they automatically don't give a fuck
(2:12:43 PM) KaptainKrayola: hehe
(2:12:48 PM) VSloathe: French people don't give a fuck about anything except wine and croissants
(2:14:07 PM) KaptainKrayola: and for the most part being pussies and mimes
(2:14:20 PM) VSloathe: no way dude
(2:14:37 PM) VSloathe: mimery is certainly a pockmark on the otherwise cool French history
(2:14:46 PM) VSloathe: and sure they got their asses handed to them in a couple wars
(2:14:55 PM) VSloathe: but they helped us out a shitton in that whole "french and indian" thing
(2:14:58 PM) VSloathe: and the revolutionary war
(2:15:07 PM) KaptainKrayola: yeah so they may not have been pussies back in teh day
(2:15:10 PM) VSloathe: and they led the underground resistance that got intel to allied troops for every allied invasion
(2:15:33 PM) KaptainKrayola: getting past the mimery and almost certain love of mangoes though is tough for me
(2:15:45 PM) VSloathe: it's the brits who love mangoes man
(2:15:50 PM) VSloathe: the french could take em or leave em
(2:16:05 PM) VSloathe: in fact, I've heard France is just a bastion of pie
(2:16:09 PM) VSloathe: teeming with pie, I've heard
(2:16:13 PM) KaptainKrayola: hmmm
(2:16:16 PM) KaptainKrayola: that may change things some
(2:16:28 PM) VSloathe: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=french+pie&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g7g-s1g2
(2:16:32 PM) VSloathe: 30mm results man
(2:16:41 PM) KaptainKrayola: 29.8M
(2:16:43 PM) VSloathe: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=british+pie&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
(2:16:43 PM) KaptainKrayola: don't sex it up
(2:16:47 PM) VSloathe: 12mm
(2:16:51 PM) KaptainKrayola: yeah
(2:16:58 PM) VSloathe: no, it showed 30,800,000 for me on french pie
(2:16:58 PM) KaptainKrayola: so they are almost double as pie oriented
(2:17:10 PM) KaptainKrayola: well more than double
(2:17:14 PM) VSloathe: dude
(2:17:14 PM) VSloathe: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=american+pie&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
(2:17:18 PM) VSloathe: the french beat us for pie!
(2:17:25 PM) VSloathe: I even thought that given the phrase "american pie"
(2:17:30 PM) VSloathe: since it's so obvious and common
(2:17:33 PM) VSloathe: that it would be no contest
(2:17:36 PM) KaptainKrayola: FUCK
(2:17:47 PM) KaptainKrayola: that shakes the very core of my being
(2:17:53 PM) VSloathe: rofl
(2:17:53 PM) KaptainKrayola: the french out pie the americans
(2:17:57 PM) KaptainKrayola: you know what that means?
(2:18:04 PM) KaptainKrayola: it means i nee to build 1M pages of pie spam
(2:18:07 PM) VSloathe: rofl
(2:18:08 PM) KaptainKrayola: so we can win
(2:18:21 PM) KaptainKrayola: oh fuck that hurts
(2:18:25 PM) KaptainKrayola: the french out pie the americans
(2:18:33 PM) VSloathe: o man you'll love this then
(2:18:41 PM) KaptainKrayola: omfg
(2:18:46 PM) VSloathe: incontrovertable proof that france is awesome
(2:18:46 PM) VSloathe: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=french+pirates&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g6
(2:18:48 PM) KaptainKrayola: the british out mime the fucking rench!
(2:18:51 PM) VSloathe: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=american+pirates&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g4
(2:19:05 PM) KaptainKrayola: fuck me
(2:19:21 PM) VSloathe: and they have like 1/5th of our population
(2:19:23 PM) VSloathe: so that's like
(2:19:28 PM) VSloathe: 5x pirates per capita
(2:19:32 PM) VSloathe: as compared to the US
(2:19:36 PM) KaptainKrayola: but americans were never pirates
(2:19:43 PM) VSloathe: dude, we're not comparing facts here
(2:19:47 PM) VSloathe: we're google-battling it out
(2:19:47 PM) KaptainKrayola: lol
(2:19:50 PM) KaptainKrayola: fuck
(2:20:00 PM) KaptainKrayola: we can't lose to the french
(2:20:11 PM) KaptainKrayola: ok thats it
(2:20:12 PM) KaptainKrayola: im moving
(2:20:14 PM) KaptainKrayola: im leaving america
(2:20:25 PM) KaptainKrayola: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=american+mimes&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=french+mimes&btnG=Google+Search
(2:20:27 PM) VSloathe: lawl
(2:20:35 PM) VSloathe: rofl
(2:20:39 PM) KaptainKrayola: i quit
(2:20:41 PM) KaptainKrayola: im done
(2:20:44 PM) VSloathe: your world has been turned on its head
(2:20:46 PM) KaptainKrayola: im no longer american
(2:20:57 PM) VSloathe: we really need to save this chat log and post it to the cache or something
(2:21:17 PM) KaptainKrayola: ok the italians have less mimes
(2:21:22 PM) VSloathe: well that's good
(2:21:24 PM) VSloathe: whew
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 01:28:02 PM »

Holy god I'm pissing myself  ROFLMAO
Though I'm impervious to reason (as all true patriots are) our apple pie nukes their freedom fry ass Don't make me...  Mummenschanz rules.
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 01:52:39 PM »

 ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

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2:16:05 PM) VSloathe: in fact, I've heard France is just a bastion of pie
(2:16:09 PM) VSloathe: teeming with pie, I've heard
(2:16:13 PM) KaptainKrayola: hmmm
(2:16:16 PM) KaptainKrayola: that may change things some

Fucking reads like Who's On First. What a gift. My endorphins are, like, sky high.
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 01:58:51 PM »

You should see some of the conversations where we get to talking about His Holiness, The Pirate Viking Ninja Raptor, may he live forever.  Priceless.
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 03:02:54 PM »

lol that is an epic google battle.
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