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« on: June 19, 2011, 04:24:40 PM »

A little cartoon i whipped up for yaz .... Ass Kisser


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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 10:12:56 PM »

Farfelflopper  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2011, 07:23:48 AM »

Isnt it true though?!?!
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2011, 10:31:11 AM »

100%

Wife is currently dealing with that with 2 clients.
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2011, 11:22:16 AM »

im gonna put an ad up for 'logo design and web 2.0 social networkin' i bet that ill get clients.... its all they care about and just get really good at making spinning tiny .gif images and ugly marqquee html like 1997 aand stuff but this time
with bandwidthh! hahah
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2011, 12:23:57 PM »

She is currently fighting her way through 1996.

"the CEO wants a spinning globe on the home page."
"no, he doesn't want any content on the home page, just the logo, spinning globe, and links to 5 sections."
"please make the 5 links curve/wrap around the globe."


I'm waiting for the flames or moving star field background request.
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2011, 01:35:52 PM »

She is currently fighting her way through 1996.

"the CEO wants a spinning globe on the home page."
"no, he doesn't want any content on the home page, just the logo, spinning globe, and links to 5 sections."
"please make the 5 links curve/wrap around the globe."


I'm waiting for the flames or moving star field background request.


im on it.
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2011, 05:15:37 PM »

In 97 I think, I had a client who was the stereotype, without any doubt.

They were a fortune 1000 technology company and made the following requests.

Twinkling star field background. Not moving, but twinkling.
Spinning logo.
Neon glowing titles.
Color scheme, red and green on black.

And the winner IMO... Shimmering lake reflection under the rotating logo.

And the one that made my head hurt... Wanting the domain name, in the header of every page more prominent than anything else up there. Um, your on the site already... Wtf over?
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2011, 04:40:09 AM »

Yea man, im on it!   i took the liberty of designing this for your wife... no chargee.. all i have left
to do is the shimmering lake reflection and the curving around the globe links!


http://4sp.in/5Mc

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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2011, 04:45:04 AM »

lol....Oh i also like how every one calls the root 'home page' when technically its a setting in netscape... er... [element][animal]
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2011, 07:14:43 AM »

Lol. My wife laughed.

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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2011, 10:32:18 AM »

ha! well my job here is done then...

funny when i showed my wife she didnt laugh,

she screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON NOW?!?!"

 Jackoff took me 20 minutes to make... lol
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2011, 09:05:12 AM »

Oh but the current client has now finally dropped the big one.
they want music to play while your on the site. Like high energy thump thump music. (but they want it to be edgy, cool, and corporate, all at the same time)

Just to explain who this is. They are not a "cool" company. This is a high technology software/hardware/services company conglomerate. And this site is for their financial holding company umbrella. wow.

The spinning globe ironically actually looks kind of cool the way she executed it. Man, she can really polish a turd well.
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2011, 10:07:07 AM »

 ROFLMAO

Just read this thread  ROFLMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_bnUe9g4MU&NR=1

Great posts Phaeton. Friggin lol @(but they want it to be edgy, cool, and corporate, all at the same time)
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