as i work on a windows/xampp system for the majority of my spam develpoment/tools i've run into the problem of threading php apps for greater efficiency. the problem is forking is not possible on win32 systems (i'd love to be corrected here!) so i've started looking at other languages. so far the shortlist has been whittled down to python or perl.
I have not used perl since like 5.6
but fork is implemented in ActiveState perl for windows.
M$ pay tons to activestate to make it possible

dump the fuking windows and install linux.
you get a proper shell, what apps do u lose ? (unless u are talking about games, that is about the only important windows apps i know)