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Author Topic: Sorry, MS, I'm gonna pass on this job.  (Read 1755 times)
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« on: December 30, 2009, 09:33:48 AM »

Linux and Open Office Compete Lead
Job Category: Marketing
Location: United States, WA, Bellevue

"The core mission of CSI is to win share against Linux and OpenOffice.org by designing and driving marketing programs, changing perceptions, engaging with Open Source communities and organizations, and drive internal readiness on how to compete with Commercial Linux and participate with Open Source Communities."

https://careers.microsoft.com/JobDetails.aspx?ss=&pg=0&so=&rw=1&jid=9914&jlang=EN
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2009, 10:01:40 AM »

Oh my. I know the perfect candidate for this position.

Everyone has his price, and mine is seven figures.
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 10:27:39 AM »

VS, I'd pay good money to attend your first anti-linux PR presentation. It'd be fun to watch you gag on your own bullshit.
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 12:31:04 PM »

>changing perceptions

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That's so immeasurably distasteful that I might even attempt to land the job as a false-convert.  Then after gaining trust and a large enough audience, I'd rip off my clothes and pleasure myself with a hacked copy of Windows 7 Ultimate.
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 01:30:57 AM »

I found this a couple of days ago:

"Desktop Linux Sucks, And What We Can Do About It"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoYL4R3Te2s
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 03:18:13 PM »

... I'd rip off my clothes and pleasure myself with a hacked copy of Windows 7 Ultimate.
ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
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