>by literally learning the language as we coded the app in 30 days.
That's right. Month two began to feel rather extreme and the once unappetizing microwave pizzas became downright evil. I don't even think the mini-microwave had a door

(this is when the story spirals into unnecessary lies, like the inside of my brain was literally cooking while I learned C++).
But having survived the Pritikin diet as a child, let's just say it could be worse.
We were fine with C at that point. But for all I knew; inheritance was for taxing, polymorphism sounded like an incurable disease, overloading an operator was giving an 11 hour shift to a truck driver, and encapsulation was how I distributed fine synthetics to friends

It would be a few years before my brain got OOed.