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« on: July 01, 2010, 10:01:10 PM »

Cool looking app Wink
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2010, 10:15:33 PM »

Total horseshit. Where the fuck is the author bio? How about some credit?

Dude you need to renegotiate Wink

(nice work though btw)
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2010, 10:54:54 PM »

Does it work on iPad?   Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2010, 10:55:22 PM »

Smiley  It was a team effort, the members of which shall remain nameless on the Cache  Nerd
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 10:58:37 PM »

Does it work on iPad?   Tongue

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 07:48:05 AM »

Free!?!?!

What douchebag gives shit away? sheesh. people think money is just for hookers and blow i guess.
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2010, 09:12:52 AM »

We offer free use of our forks, knives and spoons!  The meat's 50 bucks, dumbass  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2010, 09:36:45 AM »

lol or... car is free! Key costs $30k
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2010, 09:42:03 AM »

 ROFLMAO  xactly.
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2010, 10:10:13 AM »

When I was young, and slimy car sales tactics were a skill to be reckoned with, my dad took me along to buy a car since the previous blew up.

We were getting a smokin deal on it. We were however buying a "lot car" which meant, we were seeing the one in the showroom and a few out front. But our car was coming from WAY out in the lot.
All the papers were ready, except for the final price. The guy asks a few, "would you like" questions which we declined, like floormats, lost key insurance, blah blah.

Then he asked "would you like to upgrade your tires". Thought nothing of it and declined.
"Would you like to upgrade your air conditioning". Thought nothing of it and declined.
"would you like to upgrade your window controls". declined again.
This continued for a few more questions, but those three stick out.

The car comes for final approval before my dad would sign...
It had white wall tires with a tread pattern from 1940.
I had manual windows. And the rear windows did NOT roll down.
it had NO ac.

This was a factory new car, not used.
WTF?

Not having AC was understandable, especially since east coast and late 70's early 80's.
BUT, to ADD ac is not UPGRADING the ac, it is ADDING the ac.
windows that dont roll down on the base model?!?! seriously?
and what smart ass decided whitewalls was a good idea.

So we of course declined, then asked how much for the "upgrades".
price increased 50%, because... to get AC you needed to get leather.
And to get power windows... you need to get the full "electric package".
The tires required different wheels of course.

Needless to say, we didnt buy the car.
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2010, 12:20:21 PM »

Classic low-ball.  I find these practices to be more evil than others seem to feel about the likes of Google selling your behavior patterns to those who wish to target your interests.  The bait and switch is illegal in many states thanks to consumer protection laws.

I used to joke that a car salesman will stop mid-sale and ask almost incredulously: oh wait, you mean you wanted wheels on your car??  Sarcasm

I would've been pissed, especially after answering so many lame ass questions and taking the time to drive to the car lot  Angry 

"I'll upgrade your face ASS!!!!"
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