The best part about getting it for free upfront is that at least they can only screw you once, not twice

This is why I love bar girls

Like all things they come in different levels. If you are in manila, one of the best is
http://classmatektv.thegentlemansclub.com.phIt is a fantasy world, you pay $$$$ the girl pretends to be interested in you. You pretend that the girl really is interested in you because your a cool person or some crap like that

Even more interesting is the "story". Why they work in the club etc. A good bar girl always has a good "story"

It imitates real life. The "story" is that big banks need tons of gov't handouts otherwise if they collapse then the entire world will cease to exist.
Of course like the "club" the chump (taxpayer) gives the big bank tons of money, which probably then spent in classmate (the other club) by the bankers.
Maybe that is where the bankers learned how to con chumps out of their money in the first place.
Of course in the "club" you get the company of a charming young lady. And generally speaking a good time. And if you get "screwed" it is a good thing.
While with the big bank you do not even end up getting screwed, you are just minus a whole bunch of money and feel violated.
I guess it is hard for ugly guys like steve jobs, presidents/ceo's of various cooperations to compete with the young ladies who work at classmate.