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« on: December 31, 2007, 09:30:01 AM »

Perk, you saw this one coming...


Anybody have any thoughts on post ELIZA A.I.?

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 11:33:44 AM »

I'm actually an android, so yeah. I could say a thing or two about it.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2007, 11:48:16 AM »

HOw does it feel when you , "Actually, Im an android, so".

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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 11:51:24 AM »

Your input does not properly compute. Were you trying to quote me?
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 12:40:03 PM »

You two were cut from the same chunk of wood. JM have you any new info to share? It's been a *long* time since we've talked that stuff... and no, I have nothing new for you
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 06:16:18 AM »

Well, if they buy yahoo and diagram the
sentences in everyones email, then use
their 'super secret back door cluster'
to parse the data and post back to the
mega-sql server at headquarters, they
are a hundred bucks (in india) away from
the master control program.

See DVD: TRON

Isnt that microsoft a.i. thing in cars now?

notice it picked up one sentence fragment..

.....but not the others?   ::chills::

The commercial scares me for onstar, too
guy wakes up groggy after crash and
onstar is on the line saying: "we detected
a crash, weve called the police help is on
the way." - They are all... thank god!

Itd be me waking up wrapped around
a stop sign....I guess this could be
good for me so I could grab my
leather flask and run to report
my car stolen....

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 11:32:38 AM »

LOL @ EOL

Also scares me, the "We've detected a crash" thang...

"We've detected that you're getting a tug job, which is both dangerous and illegal. We are dispatching a police office to your home to take you into custody on reckless endangerment and lewd and lascivious. Thank you for using Onstar."
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 07:22:06 PM »

I like this jammaster cat.

To extend the obvious:

Introducing:
1.  OnFridge...we'll tell you when your milk is sour.  And, dispatch the sour milk cops.
2.  OnStoveTop...Hello.  This is OnStoveTop.  We have detected a mess left from last night.  We are dispatching the 'merry maids' for your convenience.
3.  OnMop....OMFG, you floor is a mess.  We will dispatch the fuzz as soon as we can determine the content of the mess.
4.  OnComputer (or on Mac for some)...Hello.  This is OnComputer.  We have detected a pron site on your screen.  The proper authorities have been notified.  Expect the guys in the blue suits and black wing-tips at your door any minute.  Thanks for using OnComputer.

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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 10:20:32 PM »

where can I get: OnWife? Omg you need sex. Drop your pant and stand by for sex.
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 01:41:40 AM »

 ROFLMAO

Ummmm.  How long has it been since the baby came to live with you?  Rofl
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2008, 08:27:46 AM »

I figure Nutballs is just about on schedule now. Up next: utter despair followed by the vapid stare.

Welcome to fatherhood NBs!
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