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« on: July 01, 2009, 11:14:26 AM »

We ARE becoming coppertops. Check this out:

http://cultofmac.com/energy-bracelet-provides-juice-for-quick-iphone-chats/12410

When they produce the first brain-implantable dual-direction control system for the iPhone (ie., you can control it and it can control you as well) I'm OUTAHERE.
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 03:17:00 PM »

lol

it only becomes bad when the gadget enforces the leech.
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 03:20:05 PM »

It's a subtle transition, is it not?
I love my iPhone, I am capable of giving some of my power to it to keep it alive.

It controls already and we don't know it.
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 06:11:19 PM »

jesus christ that is freaky! 
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 06:35:38 PM »

Digital Angel was doing this with a technology called BioThermal.  It's a "cool" process that works like a micro water power plant, in a sense.  When the water travels say with waves or tides to one area or another, giant wheels turn to produce power.  In this case when heat transfers from your body (presumably warmer than the air) to the device the movement of this heat is leveraged to produce small amounts of power that recharges the battery.  The heat transference is harnessed like a wheel harnesses water or air.

Creepy yet cool IMO.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 08:24:12 PM »

holy shit.

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Seems like the military could really make use of this with an entire suit of thermoelectric material in order to supply power for battlefield electronics.

oh shit.  now your gonna have to get a govt bracelet to get
food stamps and free stuff!  AHAHAH soon obama will be
harvesting electricity from us... herding us into gigantic power
plants clocking in, eating salty foods laced with copper and acid

ROFLMAO  ... so what do you do??  im in the service... what is your specialty...  uh.. not dying and eating electrolyte pills, SIR!
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 09:51:21 PM »

can I turn up the "draw" on it. I need to shed a few pounds...
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 10:21:31 PM »

what is your specialty...  uh.. not dying and eating electrolyte pills, SIR!
ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

@ Nuts - yeah man, that's a decent notion. A sort of thermal liposuction process. "The more I talk on the phone, the skinnier I gets!"
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2009, 04:23:37 AM »

have you ever noticed how some people get near electronics
or computers and they just i guess, don't have the 'computer
kavorka' or something and the shit just doesnt work until
they get it out of their head?  Sometimes these same people
will make lights go out... makes me wonder if some people have
some sort of multi life electro bio magnetic resonance that just
sort of 4-D Electromagnetically Pulses the shit thats around them.

I have a friend who can lay hands on your motor and it will run
but for some reason when he picks up ANY computer or laptop
or device ive ever owned all the shit stops responding... literally.
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2009, 06:55:58 AM »

have you ever noticed how some people get near electronics
or computers and they just i guess, don't have the 'computer
kavorka' or something and the shit just doesnt work until
they get it out of their head?  Sometimes these same people
will make lights go out... makes me wonder if some people have
some sort of multi life electro bio magnetic resonance that just
sort of 4-D Electromagnetically Pulses the shit thats around them.

I have a friend who can lay hands on your motor and it will run
but for some reason when he picks up ANY computer or laptop
or device ive ever owned all the shit stops responding... literally.

DEFINITELY notice this.  myself just standing in the same room as a computer is oftentimes enough to cause it to quit tormenting it's user on the spot.
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2009, 07:22:49 AM »

Pfft.

You guys think you're so special. I'm writing this post by rapidly touching the leads on a cat5e cable to my tongue.
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2009, 07:57:38 AM »

Pffft, just stick at potato up your ass and attach some leads.

http://www.google.com/search?q=potaqto+battery&pws=0&gl=us&hl=en
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2009, 09:56:34 AM »

Well, for an ex-con like you RC that might be satisfactory.
We of the more gently-played asses will need something a bit more delicate  ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2009, 09:59:39 AM »

>gently-played asses

hhh. good one.

I figure Apple will soon be marketing $150 color-coordinated potato lead sets to you fanboys.
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2009, 10:12:51 AM »

I'm sure you are right.

It most certainly be a custom-grown potato in the shape of an apple, with some form of utterly proprietary and expensive metal leads that magnetically disconnect in the event of flatulence or an overly aggressive evacuation.

I'll bet the marketing videos will be stunning.
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