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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2010, 02:11:36 PM »

Actually the world seems to disagree. The demographics of Apple users show that, by a reasonably large margin, they are mostly Liberal, college educated and have an above-average income.

Liberal, college educated, hmmmm
probably most of them are school teachers  ROFLMAO
So proves my point, most of them are idiots  ROFLMAO

Never can go wrong making something that a total idiot can use.
And apple has a very good training policy when it comes to their sales staff.

The cute little filipina at globe where i bought my iphone.
Show me again how i can take a picture and how the gps thingie works lol

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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2010, 03:01:49 PM »

LOL.  The pro-iPad/anti-iPad, silly ass media hype is getting white hot.  What a damn circus ROFLMAO iPad Pre-Orders: For Idiots Only
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2010, 03:21:57 PM »

LOL.  The pro-iPad/anti-iPad, silly ass media hype is getting white hot.  What a damn circus ROFLMAO iPad Pre-Orders: For Idiots Only

Proves my point exactly.
Only a fool would buy a product sight unseen with no definite specs.

Actually nothing new, religion has been using this method to peddle thier crap for the last zillion years.
You can not claim you got ripped off lol

Biggest failure in life was under estimating the stupidity of human beings.
Humans are pack animals similar to my dog, the only difference is my dog is more intelligent.
I call my dog, he knows that 1/5 times he will get a reward.
While a human i can call repeatedly, and then just tell him he will get a reward possibly in the far future if he is a good human.

So based on this i can see apple ipad will be a great success.

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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2010, 03:41:49 PM »

Ouch nop - I wouldn't go calling perks a fool since he's definitely not.  He's a brilliant Apple fanboi who knows it but has fun playing with all of his toys, imo.  If I had enough money to burn I'd probably buy lots of things that only a "fool" would purchase as well

Then everyone would bag on me for buying a Nexus One ROFLMAO
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2010, 04:57:50 PM »

Ouch nop - I wouldn't go calling perks a fool since he's definitely not.  He's a brilliant Apple fanboi who knows it but has fun playing with all of his toys, imo.

Nah perks is not fool Smiley
He is the high priest who tells the sheeple give me all ur money so i can convert it into idollars.
Then he tells the sheeple go to the desert to wait for the imother-ship to pick you up and take u iplanet.

Then when the iship does not show up he tells the sheeple, ohhh nooo all ur dollars disappeared since u did not have enuff ifaith  ROFLMAO

That is the great part about religion, when things do not work out, it is always the sheeple's fault.
But when things work out the igod gets all the credit Smiley

Should have added before.
If anything I am the fool Smiley I should have been the one collecting the sheeple's $$$$$
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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2010, 02:04:15 PM »

...Linux users versus Mac users and certainly Linux users versus Windows-based PC users...
Agree, Linux users are either going to be un-defineable (in the case of embedded systems where they have no choice) or the likes of you, me, Nuts, VS and the lot. In this case, since we're talking about normal users, I think it still applies. It's fair to say that we are not normal users Wink


Only a fool would buy a product sight unseen with no definite specs.
LOL The value of a gadget should be defined by what you can accomplish with it, rather than technical specs. I'll reiterate here that most of the critics of Apple equipment know the price of everything, but struggle to understand the value of anything. Fools and penny pinchers abound, and they'll get what they desire and deserve with their expenditures. As do I.


Then he tells the sheeple go to the desert to wait for the imother-ship to pick you up and take u iplanet.

Then when the iship does not show up he tells the sheeple, ohhh nooo all ur dollars disappeared since u did not have enuff ifaith  ROFLMAO
ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

Truth is stranger than fiction, and our country and people in general certainly fall into that category.

It is unfortunate to me that, because there are such things as fanbois, we lump all Apple purchases into that same bucket - as we would "idiots == Windows" which is just as bad. I am not a fanboi of Apple or Steve Jobs - I am a fan of what works and getting lots of success with my expenditures of money, time and effort. Herein, Apple has provided me with unmatchable success in all categories. I did not start with Apple - it's come and gone throughout my life and career. It came back in after about 5 years of pure Linux (a bit of Solaris as well), which followed Windows since 3.1, which followed DOS which followed Apple's BASIC which followed APL on a System 370. I've always liked the company and wished them well, but it's only been in the last 5 years or so that their offering really made sense for me. Since then, the advent of the iPod, iPhone and now (it looks like) the 'pad are excellent incremental advances in my technical capability, and are fun and appeal to my toy/gadget side as well.

I can purchase an iPad sight-unseen like I would many different musical artists' work. I don't need proof before hand to know that (an artist) will be wonderful for me. This does not mean that I will purchase *anything* sight unseen - I waited a couple years on the iPod, almost a month before my iPhone. And new desktop machines are purely based on my new need, not Apple's marketing. So to assume that any blind purchase is foolish belies a fundamental lack of understanding of OTHER people's intuition and desires.

It is Apple's understanding of how to make people stand in the desert and wait for the spaceship that we should be focusing on, not the relative merits of the product itself - the product will or won't have benefit, that is obvious. It's Apple's understanding of people that is really fascinating, and can be used to assist US in making people wait in the desert as well Wink
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2010, 03:39:32 PM »

It is Apple's understanding of how to make people stand in the desert and wait for the spaceship that we should be focusing on, not the relative merits of the product itself - the product will or won't have benefit, that is obvious. It's Apple's understanding of people that is really fascinating, and can be used to assist US in making people wait in the desert as well Wink
Studying people is general is very fascinating.

I used to get bothered by people's total lack of logical reasoning etc.
I now find it very amusing Smiley

It is only recently that "science" has started to accept the fact, and start to study how people make decisions. When it came to market theory, economics etc, the assumption always was that people make "logical" decisions. Nothing could be further from the truth Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2010, 04:07:59 PM »

Thanks mom, thanks dad! 
This new iPad is TOTALLY AWESOME!!! 



Wait, how do you steer this thing?  Oh right, the inverted nipple.
[Mom can I have some Cheetos thanks.  Yeah bring em in here thanks.]



But what about gas/breaks/fire/jump/view/map/horn/pause/screenshot/options/quit??
[Mom my fingers are greasy.  How about some wet wipes?  Yeah bring em in thanks.]
Crap it's a Toyota!!
Can someone else hold it up while I play? 
Crap this sucks.  I have to take a dump.



What!!?? I can't play WoW on the iPad??  Noooooooo!
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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2010, 04:38:03 PM »

Someone's having a very relaxed Sunday afternoon ...  ROFLMAO
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